Trival Jokes

Some trival jokes which i heard from people around me this week.

(1) Why do you think Superman has the signature "S" on his body-suit?
Answer: Because it's S-size.

(2) You like durians? U.S. sells durians.
Answer: What? U.S. sells durians? How can that be? Oh .. i don't mean United States. I mean Upper Serangoon.

(3) Let's go JB.
Answer: Oh ... i don't mean Johor Bahru. I mean Jalan Bersah.